Here'* some more about Mr T:
World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi.
Mr. T'* edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show'* history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
The vegetarian group PETA one time tried to establish the catchprase "We PETA the fool who eats animals." Upon learning of this blatant theft of his catch phrase, Mr. T founded McDonalds.
There is a 11th commandment, edited out of the Bible, that says "None of the above applies to Mr. T."
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That'* why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
Most people believe the chemical formula for what sustains life is H2O, when in fact it is MrT + 2JPf. The ionic bond between JibbaJabba and PityingFools is so great that if one attempts to split that molecule, Chuck Norris jumps from a flaming truck and roundhouse kicks that person in the teeth.
Mr. T invented Asian people, because he thinks they're cute and don't take up much room.
The reason there are no known photographs in existence of a young Mr. T is that he is over 835 years old, and therefore pre-dates cameras. His age is attributed to Death being too scared of Mr. T to come for him. He tried once, but was pitied like a fool, so went looking instead for the next 'T' in his book, Thomas Beckett.
Mr. T once had so many fools to pitty that he didn't know what to do with them all. So he created Chuck Norris, from one of his ribs and a pound of gold, to roundhouse kick the surplus of fools in the face.
Mr. T got all of his golden jewelry from defeating Misters A through * in hand-to-hand combat and collecting it off of their dead remains. Kinda like that movie "The One", only except there'* a lot less jibba jabba and fewer fools.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. But also remember that you can't do ****, because Mr. T is the one who starts them, and no one can stop that crazy fool.
The gold in Mr. T'* chains is actually 48 carat gold. It is the purest element in the universe and was made by King Midas. Only Mr. T can touch 48 carat gold without being vaporzied instantly.
Mr. T knows the muffin man; he had sex his wife.
Mr T. is in fact 120 feet tall, breathes fire, and pisses liquid gold. but since no human on earth can comprehend his awsomeness, he formed a man out of gold, rock, and c-4 explosives to pity us all.
Small animals find Mr. T irresistable and can be found playing in his mohawk. Mr. T tolerates them because "they don't give me no lip."
Mr. T'* infamous catch phrase was misunderstood to be "I Pity The Fool" when it was actually "I Pee In Your Food". Mr. T then proceded to eat a bag of kittens.
As a kid, Mr. T loved to play the game of Hot Potato. Of course, he didn't play with a regular potato. Rather, Mr. T preferred playing with a live hand grenade. Mr. T pities the fool who'* no good at hot potato.
Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it'* because Mr T loves you.
Mr. T was the only kid at his high school. His high school was undefeated in all sports for the one year it took him to graduate. This is not surprising considering he invented every sport.
If at the exact same moment, the same person was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.
Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That'* 100 fools pitied a second.
There is a commonly told story talking about how Mr T. entered into a Mr. T look-alike contest and came in 3rd. This is obviously not true, because nobody would be alive to tell the tale after the amount of pitying that would have taken place.
Mr.T actually came up with the theory of relavity, Einstein merely stole it from him. Although originaly this was called Mr.T'* theory of relative pity, Einstein in fact mistranslated it into 'jibba jabba'.
A random onlooker once taunted Mr. T. Mr. T responded by hitting the man so hard that both his parents died.
Mr. T once pitied a fool so hard that he burst into flames.
When asked what a pitying feels like, Mr. T responded "Rip off your own genitalia".
Mr. T'* umbilical cord was actually a large gold chain... the medallion didn't grow in until he was 6 months old.
Mr. T'* autobiography, "So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity," was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction--as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.