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Possible Side Effects Include:
Tingling sensation in the back of the throat as well as accompanying sensation in the genital area.
May cause headaches, nausea, and copious weight gain.
28% of trial patients complained of dwarfism. No actual height loss was found.
May cause anal stigmata.
Has been shown to have possible adverse effects in people of Scottish heritage. Effects include: vomiting, diarrhea, and inexplicable yearnings for the soothing sensation of Michael Bolton'* music.
Not for use if pregnant. Can cause birth defects such as: incredible resemblance to Gilbert Gottfried, a third eye (not in the Zen way), male pattern baldness.
.01% of trial patients reported the odd sensation of becoming a peanut.
While half reported egregious constipation, 50% reported violent diarrhea. Basically, you ain't gonna be regular while using this medication.
15% of trial patients reported feelings of inadequacy coupled with violent crying jags punctuated by narcolepsy.
May lead to divorce.
14% of trial patients reported painful nine hour erections.
May cause nymphomania.
Welfukya has been shown to cause a drastic shortening of the left leg giving patients a distinct funny walk.
May cause adverse reaction to sunlight. Photosensitivity was reported by 82% of patients.
Can cause loss of productivity at work due to seizures.
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