yesterday i was out looking at cars with the girlfriend at all the car lots in town.. came across a 02 ssei... gold with tan interior... nice looking car.. i get out and start looking at it.. instantly the salesman is hounding me.. i played completely dumb.
salesman: hey hows it going
salesman: is there something you were looking for?
me: oh, the girlfriend needs a car, but she is to nervous to look for herself
salesman: she like this car? (pointing at bonneville)
me: no, but i do for myself (im driving my lumina)
salesman: ya its very nice, its a bonneville
me: oh ya?
saleman: ya, its supercharged and everything, very fast!
salesman: ya, its open if you want to take a look
at this point i opened the door and sat inside...started playing with all the buttons, asking about the DIC and everything...
salesman: it has heated power seats!
me: where? (i pretended not to know where the buttons were! ha!)
i gave up with my BS game at this point, cuz i was almost ready to bust a gut... so i said thanks and left...
the punchline you ask?
i was wearing this shirt!!!