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These really should be state mottos
Literacy ain't everything, Ya want fries with dat?
We Have Electricity
At Least We're not Mississippi
Come, freeze your butt off
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds
But It'* a Dry Heat
At least we're not Mississippi
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
Nobody'* actually from here
Fast reloading lanes available
Hey, with this many of us, we can make anything legal
As Seen on TV
Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Way too close to New York
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
Parking for Dupont employees only
You'll need a map to find us
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
Give me your sick, your old, your rich retirees...
Senior citizen discounts available
Come, enjoy the humidity
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Home of the Rednecks
Gateway to Florida
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Try our lei-away program
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Ain't nothing here
More Than Just Potatoes...Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
Land of the voting dead
Gateway to Iowa
Please Don't Pronounce the "*"
Home of David Letterman
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
It'* easy to spell
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Hayfever capital of the Midwest
Dole slept here
There'* no place like home
First Of The Rectangle States
Tobacco is a vegetable
Gateway to Nashville
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Swim the beautiful Bayou
Cancer Alley'* just a name, and names will never hurt you
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That'* Our Tourism Campaign
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
You can spit on Canada from here
If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
A Thinking Man'* Delaware
Taxus Por Un Fortunat Bums
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'* (for most tax brackets)
Where cars used to come from
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Not Sweden, but we try to act like it
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
Why would you want to come here?
Elvis was born here, but heck, even he left
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Gateway to Kansas
Here'* mine, Show Me yours
We love company
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
It'* where you're wanted
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Not much to look at, but we sure have a lot of it
More corn than Kansas
Go to Kansas, turn north
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
2 words - Death Valley
3:5 you'll leave broke
We have our own nuclear testing
Two to one you will come again
* New Hampshire
Like Old Hampshire, only newer
About as exciting as Vermont
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
* New Jersey
Waste not...Send it here instead
You Want a ##$%## Motto?? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here!!
* New Mexico
We have reservations
Alien Welcome Center - Roswell
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
* New York
Like we CARE about a motto
English spoken here; sometimes
You Have the Right to Remain Silent...
* North Carolina
We're bigger than South Carolina
Tobacco is a Vegetable
* North Dakota
The OTHER South Dakota
We Really ARE One of the 50 States!
Don't judge us by Cleveland
Proud polluters of Lake Erie
We're easy to spell
We Wish We Were In Michigan
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto
Rather Sooner than later
We're OK, you're NOT!
Like the Play, Only No Singing
As pretty as California but not as weird
You can see the sunset from here
Spotted Owl...It'* What'* For Dinner
Free lube job with oil change
Freeway On-Ramps - What'* That?
Cook With Coal
* Rhode Island
Size ain't everything
Nobody famous came from Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
* South Carolina
Settled by prisoners, what do you expect
Just south of North Carolina
Where the Civil War is Never Over
* South Dakota
To rent this space call 1-800-SEE-COWS
Closer Than North Dakota
To stay here, you'd HAVE to be a Volunteer!
A great fixer-upper
The Educashun State
See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
At least our sheep can't talk
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
If we'd meant DC, we'd have said DC, stupid
We like our state, so STAY OUT!
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
* Washington, D.C.
Seattle is NOT our capital, WE are the CAPITAL!
Wanna Be Mayor?
* West Virginia
Well, it sounded better than Eastern Ohio...
One Big Happy Family - Really!
Come Cut Our Cheese
Land of funny accents
The nation'* best beef cattle. Watch where you step
More elk than people, but not much traffic