that'll wake ya up....
a voicemail I checked while walking home from work tonight..
"Hello, this is the Oxford Police Department (brain: **** they found my beer). We are calling with regards to possible vandalism to your 99 Pontiac...."
Called 'em straight back:
"My.... vandal..ism... car.... I....whathapppened?"
"Someone else'* car in your lot got vandalized, and as the cops were checking other cars they noticed your antenna was removed..."
"Oh uhh... yeah, I took it off... it'* in my trunk... yeah"
"Well, just check your car thoroughly and call us back if we need to add your car to the crime report."
yeah it'* fine.
Pickles: 96 SSEi, my new sidekick
Clyde: 99 White SE, sold (still in the club!)
Heffie: 99 wierd dark-beige color SSE, dead