Amy, a blonde girl from the University of Texas , marries a rancher from Texas A&M .
One morning, on his way out to check on his cattle , the rancher says to Amy, "The
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I
drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow'* stall in the
barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
So the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of
cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another
ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this
is the cow to be bred?"
"That'* simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What'* the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess
it'* to hang your pants on....."
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