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Old 09-20-2005, 07:11 PM   #1
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Gravity Defying Tequila

A fellow is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high
above the city. He'* slamming tequila left and right. Suddenly
he grabbed one, slammed it, went over to a window and jumped out.

A man who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the
fellow had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten
minutes later, the same fellow, unscathed, came walking
back into the bar and sat back down next to him.

The astonished man asked, "How did you do that? I just saw
you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either.
I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window,
the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground.
Watch." He took a shot, slammed it down, went to the window
and jumped out.

The other man ran to the window and watched as the guy falls
until right before the ground, he slowed down and landed softly
on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walked back into the bar.

The other man has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila,
slams it and goes to the window and jumps. But as he reaches
the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. . .. . .

SPLAT!. . . Dead. . . .

The first fellow orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him,
"You know Superman, you really are an ******* when you're drunk!"

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