T.G.I.F. vs *.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "*-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "*-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "*-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
"'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It'* Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'*-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It'* Thursday