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Old 11-11-2009, 07:23 PM
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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent'* house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
Old 11-11-2009, 07:27 PM
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Darn ice cream trucks.
Old 11-11-2009, 08:07 PM
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Stupid Ice Cream
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i just went and bought ice cream thats too funny i guess i'm dying tonight
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ROFL! Now that one even made Mrs V laugh as I read it.
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ROFL! Now that one even made Mrs V laugh as I read it.
Did she ask for ice cream?
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LOL! We had that after dinner and before a nap.
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