The Stutterer (Rated R possibly)
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The Stutterer (Rated R possibly)
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A guy walks into a Doctor'* Office and gets examined.
After putting his clothes back on he says,
"Wwwell wwwhat is it, DDDoc?"
Doc says, 'Well, it'* your ***** ...
It'* about a foot long, and all the downward pressure is putting a strain on
your vocal cords.
Guy says, 'Wwwhat cccan we dddo?'
Doc says, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.'
Guy says, 'Ddddo It!'
The guy has the operation and three weeks later,
he comes back into the Doctor'* Office and says ...
'Doc, You solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore;
but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it
anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don't care if I have to
stutter, just put it back on!" ...
...The Doc says, "Nnnnope. A-a dddeal'* a ddddddeal!"
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A guy walks into a Doctor'* Office and gets examined.
After putting his clothes back on he says,
"Wwwell wwwhat is it, DDDoc?"
Doc says, 'Well, it'* your ***** ...
It'* about a foot long, and all the downward pressure is putting a strain on
your vocal cords.
Guy says, 'Wwwhat cccan we dddo?'
Doc says, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one.'
Guy says, 'Ddddo It!'
The guy has the operation and three weeks later,
he comes back into the Doctor'* Office and says ...
'Doc, You solved the problem and I don't stutter anymore;
but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife doesn't like it
anymore. She liked it better with my long one. I don't care if I have to
stutter, just put it back on!" ...
...The Doc says, "Nnnnope. A-a dddeal'* a ddddddeal!"
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