We need more details if we are to parse this provocative story correctly.
1. How old was the bike? Above the age of consent?
2. Was the bike dressed in a lewd and lascivious fashion?
3. Did the bike squeak snidely at the "rider"?
4. Was the bike a member of a disadvantaged group? An immigrant bike perhaps? From France?
5. Maybe this is the way bikes are ridden in Scotland.
6. Why all the fuss? Slow news day?