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09-03-2005, 07:50 PM
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joke night....
Who is Jack Schitt you ask?
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response
when someone says " you don't know jack schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of
Awe Schitt and O Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of
kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt,
and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son,
Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and
recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt",
you can correct them.
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response
when someone says " you don't know jack schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of
Awe Schitt and O Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of
kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt,
and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son,
Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a
dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and
recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt",
you can correct them.
09-03-2005, 08:00 PM
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word '*****' in tiny small letters.
She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word '*****' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day'* lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day'* word, larger than the previous day'* word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word '*****' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day'* lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day'* word, larger than the previous day'* word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
09-04-2005, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Gumball
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone handwritten the word '*****' in tiny small letters.
She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word '*****' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day'* lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day'* word, larger than the previous day'* word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word '*****' again on the black board.
Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day'* lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same word written on the board, each day'* word, larger than the previous day'* word.
Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board, but instead, found the words,
'The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!'
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