Man gets shot to avoid work.......
03-01-2008, 08:36 AM
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Man gets shot to avoid work.......
What a dumba$$
PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough?
Sheriff'* detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.
When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (KOOCH) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.
The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.
Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...03-01-07-19-09
PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough?
Sheriff'* detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.
When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (KOOCH) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.
The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.
Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...03-01-07-19-09
03-01-2008, 09:42 AM
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people these days crack me up.........
im trying to do what i can to find another job not get out of one.
stupid morons.
Perfect example why you dont go drugs
im trying to do what i can to find another job not get out of one.
stupid morons.
Perfect example why you dont go drugs
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Me: I wont be at work today
Boss: Whats up?
Me: Something wrong with my eyes.
Boss: Whats wrong with your eyes that you cant come in?
Me: I cant see myself coming into work.
Boss: oh one of those floaters.
Me: Guess I better stay home and watch the rained out Sunday race today? That way I can see myslef coming into work tomorrow
Boss: I see, see you tomorrow
Beats getting shot :P
Boss: Whats up?
Me: Something wrong with my eyes.
Boss: Whats wrong with your eyes that you cant come in?
Me: I cant see myself coming into work.
Boss: oh one of those floaters.
Me: Guess I better stay home and watch the rained out Sunday race today? That way I can see myslef coming into work tomorrow
Boss: I see, see you tomorrow
Beats getting shot :P
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