Four guys went golfing. One went into the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, "I'm so proud of my son, he is a stock broker and he'* made so much money that he just gave away a huge portfolio." The next guy said, "I'm so proud of my son, he'* a car dealer and he'* doing so well he just gave away a brand new Ferrari." The third guy says "I'm so proud of my son, he'* got enough money that he just gave away a million dollar home." Just as the third guy finishes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, "What are you guys talking about?" "Just about how well our sons are doing," the three men replied. "Oh, my son is doing very well," says the fourth man. "He'* a male stripper and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari, and a million dollar home."