Originally Posted by jams04
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
oh, Holy crap! One of the rangers at my Mom'* park does that with his black, insulated coffee cup!
You should see it, the speed limit in the park is 25, and people come bailing through at 40, see him holding his cup pointed at them and slam on their brakes. It'* F-ing hilarious!
21. Begin referring to yourself as "Bob Dole" in the third person.
22.Take up a hobby. Squirrel fishing is fun and relaxing.
23. Place mousetraps under the lid of the office copier.
24. At lunch, cut your PBJ sandwich diagonally, with a survival knife.
25. If you have a gated parking lot, make a habit of driving in through the gate in reverse.