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Old 06-01-2006, 09:45 AM
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A chicken farmer goes into this nice tavern and takes a seat at the bar right next to a fine looking woman patron.

The farmer orders a glass of champagne The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass

of champagne myself."

The farmer turns to the woman and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day and I'm celebrating."

"Well," says the woman, "this is a special day for me too, and I'm also celebrating."

"What a coincidence," says the man. They clink glasses and he asks, "Tell me, what are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today

they're finally fertile."

"That'* great," says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"

The man says, "I switched roosters."

And the woman says, "Hmm, what a coincidence."
Old 06-01-2006, 09:51 AM
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Good one !!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-01-2006, 10:18 AM
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Good Funny!
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