I thought it was kinda funny so I thought I would pass it along.
One morning on a lake in Wisconsin, the husband returns
after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not
familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She
motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking - isn't that obvious?) .
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading," she
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
assault," says the woman.
"But I have not even touched you!" says the game warden.
"That'* true, but you have all the equipment. For all I
know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It is likely she can also think.
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