A senior citizens' group charters a bus
from Burlington, IA, to Branson, MO.

As they entered Missouri, an elderly
woman comes up to the driver and says, 'I've just been molested!'

The driver felt that she had fallen
asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman
comes forward, and claims that she was just molested.

The driver thought he had a
bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old
lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too.

The bus driver decides that he'd had
enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights
on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling
in the aisles.

'Hey gramps, what are you doing down
there?' says the bus driver.

'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it
three times, but every time I try to grab it..., it runs away...!!'

Now if those 3 old lady'* had conducted beaver maintenance, none of this would have happened.

Good one Kevin!

hahahaha good one!!

Why aren't any of these women wearing underwear?? What kind of trip is this??????

the depends were too loaded and fell off

Bahahahaha!!!!! Nice comeback Gunner, LOL!

oh ohhhhh! Bad visual bad gunner bad

lol