This dude was funny
...On Comedy Central...
My favorite one he told was something like this, and I don't think I'll do him justice:
He told a story about a time he was in Ireland. He went into an Irish pub and asked for Old Milwaukee...
Then he did this Irish accent and said that they don't have that, it'* for ****. So he said, "What do you have?"
"Troy the 'ouse bee-ah". He said, "Okay, I'll take the house beer."
"I'm not much for dark beer, and this beer was black
. It looked like cold coffee."
"The moment I swallowed..." He made a motion like he was taking a swig..."The very moment I swallowed...I crapped my pants..."
You had to be there...