LMAO. Damn. Well I got many comments to stay away from the fire, mainly by your brother, because "hair gel is flammable."
It'* not gel though, it'* spiking glue. I used to use top notch stuff, but this is cheap and works great. I've needed a haircut for a while, (been too busy trying to smuggle cars) so I needed some extra crap to keep the weight up. My hair is NOT usually as long as it was then.