rofl, we do that to a friends car every year for the School Car Show two years ago it was Ryan'* '93 Honda Accord, then we did Louis' '99 Honda Civic and last year we did Joels '98 Eagle Talon
with the Accord we coverd the exterior in post-it notes, some came off with the wind though, and they left some marks on the car cuz the dirt stuck to the sticky resedue lol
the Civic we did the post it notes all over and cardboard body kit and a HUGE spoiler and a scoop or two, and when the hydrolics were being showed off, we all got around the back and jumped up and down and made a pssshhhh noise
and the talon we did the same as above but this year we added alluminum foil to just about everything insie the car, seats and everything and we called it chrome
one more year and we need to figure out what more we can do...
sorry for the slight hijack
but hey nice mercury ricer, that front bumper looks more like a chin spoiler and that could actually work/look good