Pmom: 'theres something wrong with the back door'
pmom: "I said something is wrong with the back door"
pdad: "whats wrong with it?"
pmom: 'it wont open'
pdad:' let me try it'
pdad: 'its locked'......unlocks it the door.
pmom: 'not a word out of you!'
pdad: muttering something about blondes