It's tough being a man
03-28-2006, 11:08 AM
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It'* tough being a man
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'* a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that'* domination. If she asks you, it'* a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she'* tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
THEY WANT TO!!
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'* a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that'* domination. If she asks you, it'* a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she'* tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
THEY WANT TO!!
03-28-2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Yup...of courses Tracy will have something to say bout this one.
03-28-2006, 01:00 PM
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Re: It'* tough being a man
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. BULLSHIT
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. I LIKE A MAN THAT HELPS OUT AROUND THE HOUSE, I LIKE A MAN THAT MAKES AT LEAST AS MUCH AS ME.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your A$$ and find something better. THAT IS NOT TRUE! I DATED A MAN THAT MADE FAR LESS THAN I DID BUT HE WAS HAPPY WITH HIS JOB SO I WAS HAPPY TOO.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity. BULLSHIT! I ALWAYS SUPPORT MY MANS SUCCESS'
If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference. I LOVE TO GET COMPLIMENTS.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. I LIKE A MAN WHO IS SECURE ENOUGH IN HIMSELF TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A SENSITIVE SIDE SOMETIMES. GUYS CAN STILL BE SENSITIVE AND MASCULINE AT THE SAME TIME.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'* a liberated woman. NOPE, COUPLES SHOULD CONSULT ON THE BIG THINGS AND SHOULD TRUST EACH OTHER ON THE SMALLER STUFF.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that'* domination. If she asks you, it'* a favor. WRONG AGAIN.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay. THAT ISN'T TRUE UNLESS YOU ARE OGLING OTHER WOMEN, THEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. WHY WOULDN'T A WOMAN SHAVE HER LEGS????
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. NOT TRUE, I LIKE A MAN TO LOOK GOOD BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BUFF. I SAW LOTS OF MEMBERS HERE IN "POST YOUR MUG" THAT WERE QUITE THE CUTIE-PIES
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. I LIKE FLOWERS BUT THEY DIE, I'D RATHER HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL LAST.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. NOPE, I'D BE JUST AS PROUD FOR MY MAN AND IF MY MAN WASN'T PROUD HE WOULD BE BY THE TIME I GOT DONE WITH HIM
If she has a headache, she'* tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. IF I HAVE A HEADACHE I NEED SEX TO CURE IT. IF MY MAN HAS A HEADACHE I HAVE THE CURE
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else. IF MY MAN WANTS IT TO OFTEN- NO PROBLEM, I CAN KEEP UP IF HE DOESN'T HE WILL WANT IT MORE WHEN I'M DONE WITH HIM!!!! 
WHEN I'M GOOD I'M GOOD BUT WHEN I'M BAD I'M EVEN BETTER
"NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! " ***THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANG WITH US WOMEN.
THAT SHOULD ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. BULLSHIT
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. I LIKE A MAN THAT HELPS OUT AROUND THE HOUSE, I LIKE A MAN THAT MAKES AT LEAST AS MUCH AS ME.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your A$$ and find something better. THAT IS NOT TRUE! I DATED A MAN THAT MADE FAR LESS THAN I DID BUT HE WAS HAPPY WITH HIS JOB SO I WAS HAPPY TOO.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it'* equal opportunity. BULLSHIT! I ALWAYS SUPPORT MY MANS SUCCESS'
If you mention how nice she looks, it'* sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it'* male indifference. I LOVE TO GET COMPLIMENTS.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. I LIKE A MAN WHO IS SECURE ENOUGH IN HIMSELF TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A SENSITIVE SIDE SOMETIMES. GUYS CAN STILL BE SENSITIVE AND MASCULINE AT THE SAME TIME.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she'* a liberated woman. NOPE, COUPLES SHOULD CONSULT ON THE BIG THINGS AND SHOULD TRUST EACH OTHER ON THE SMALLER STUFF.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that'* domination. If she asks you, it'* a favor. WRONG AGAIN.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay. THAT ISN'T TRUE UNLESS YOU ARE OGLING OTHER WOMEN, THEN WE HAVE A PROBLEM
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. WHY WOULDN'T A WOMAN SHAVE HER LEGS????
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. NOT TRUE, I LIKE A MAN TO LOOK GOOD BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BUFF. I SAW LOTS OF MEMBERS HERE IN "POST YOUR MUG" THAT WERE QUITE THE CUTIE-PIES
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. I LIKE FLOWERS BUT THEY DIE, I'D RATHER HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL LAST.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. NOPE, I'D BE JUST AS PROUD FOR MY MAN AND IF MY MAN WASN'T PROUD HE WOULD BE BY THE TIME I GOT DONE WITH HIM
If she has a headache, she'* tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. IF I HAVE A HEADACHE I NEED SEX TO CURE IT. IF MY MAN HAS A HEADACHE I HAVE THE CURE
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed. if you don't, there must be someone else. IF MY MAN WANTS IT TO OFTEN- NO PROBLEM, I CAN KEEP UP
IF HE DOESN'T HE WILL WANT IT MORE WHEN I'M DONE WITH HIM!!!! WHEN I'M GOOD I'M GOOD BUT WHEN I'M BAD I'M EVEN BETTER "NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! " ***THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HANG WITH US WOMEN.
THAT SHOULD ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.
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Originally Posted by 94SSEgold
can someone say BBBUUUURRRRNNNNN!!!!!! ouch im not even going to touch this thread!!!
03-28-2006, 01:10 PM
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DOOD she'* my mom, she tells me stuff before she posts it, DUH!!! J/K it doesnt bother me what she does, heck if that were the case, i still wouldnt be talking to her over the whole "sizzle fizzle" fiasco
03-28-2006, 01:25 PM
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Re: It'* tough being a man
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. NOT TRUE, I LIKE A MAN TO LOOK GOOD BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BUFF. I SAW LOTS OF MEMBERS HERE IN "POST YOUR MUG" THAT WERE QUITE THE CUTIE-PIES .
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