I've thought more than once about trading the front bumper on my dually for a sturdy I-Beam and welding spikes on it. The truck sit high, might as well spike em and take them all the way home for the carving. No limit on what you take by automotive means. Just call the warden and he resisters it and mails ya a receipt.
Oooo ya. random pondering: Went to Wild Bills for Christmas Dinner. Wonder how long I'm gonna keep gassing myself out before the deer tenderloin and BBQ'd grouse stop kicking. Dutch Oven time for the wife tonight!