Was mad a bf one time (won't disclose why)...he came over drunk and prominently passed out before I even got to bed. So I painted his fingernails pink. He went to work before he noticed them.
Did the same thing to Ditchboy.... only it was his toenails I painted.
The ex husband used to get drunk and act like a jerk when we were out...on the way home he'd pass out in the passenger seat and I'd take every left turn I could...fast... his head would hit the side window...he always thought it was the whiskey that caused his headaches.
One thing I haven't been able to do yet, but will someday.... is to pull up in front of a parked car at night - must have it'* headlights on... must have a sleeping passenger in the seat next to you... starting yelling as you grip the wheel... imagine waking up to see headlights...