Sometimes i get prank calls at the shop, and I just play along, I have them rolling!
I should let them talk to you, John, you could kill them with some of your jokes.
One time these young ladies called and asked if we had condoms, being professional, i said "yes, we carry them..."
And then she asked if we had flavored ones in a vending machine.
She had the gall to ask if they were good.
Maintaining my professional tone, i said - "I have not tasted them". (well come on, I like female flavor) You could hear what sounded like 20 females giggling in the background.
I wanted to say - "Well the banana flavor ones..."
ehhh I better quit, and hope the mods dont boot me off this forum.