The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure
The bad news is that it will require castration. You
have a very rare condition, which causes your ********* to press on
your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only
way to relieve the pressure is to remove the *********."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache
for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an
important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized
that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and
live a new life.
He saw a men'* clothing store and thought, "That'*
what I need, a new suit. That'll make me feel a little better." He
entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly salesman eyed him briefly and said,"Let'* see, size 44
long."Joe laughed, "That'* right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years," the salesman said.
Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said,
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let'* see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2
Joe was surprised. "That'* right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years," replied the salesman. Joe tried on
the shirt and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."
The salesman said, "Let'* see, size 36."
Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34
since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head and said, "You can't
wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your ********* up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache."
New suit: $400
New shirt: $36
New underwear: $6
Second Opinion: Priceless
Dark Teal Metallic (CAI, 180* T-Stat, Dual Climate Control, Tinted Windows, Silver Grill Inserts, Headlight Blackouts)
Also have: 1992 SSEi(CAI, Xenon Glow Headlights, Cyberwhite Navigator Fogs)
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Stop starin at my thingy!