1)most computer geeks still live w/ their parents while mothers clean the house
2)The tube is not "cultraly diverse"
3)when ever the tv is not working
4)Things can and do magicaly appear in fridges
5) some idiots relized they wanted toasted bread AFTER they make a sandwich
6) "if you don't suceed try try again"
7) the company that makes the bags want to torment people for fun
No one else will shut the light off so they take matters in their own hands
9)fater in laws can't bust shoes like a good old mother in law
10) Some people are single
11)What if all my friends are crazy?