No...I did not vote for the Hilton sisters nor a wife...just so y'all didn't question that. Besides being geared toward men, this was also geared towared married men, in that it specified "wife"...perhaps a more clearer description would have been spouse/significant other/hot date....
I did chose my Pontiac, however, because it'* more dependable than the other three...it doesn't mess up my head as much as a date or beer would. It waits patiently for me while I'm in the mall, and it doesn't care if I hang my bras on the back of the seat to dry.
While it does drain me of money at times, it serves a bigger purpose to me than beer. Additionally, it helps me get beer...and dates for that matter.
..additionally, it does have a DIC of which I have some control over (reset button!) ...and I don't have to worry about my Bonne sharing its DIC with other drivers.
Therefore, my Bonne is the best choice for me!