PHRASES OF WISDOM
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PHRASES OF WISDOM
PHRASES OF WISDOM
If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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If you are too open minded, your brains will fall out
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
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