Originally Posted by Custom88
My company is retarded.. we get paid twice a month on Mondays.
That started way back in the day when you could ask for an advance. They'd pay people on Friday, they'd drink it (or whatever) on the weekend, and then ask fo an advance on Monday tocover their obligations.
I have no idea where i heard that, or why i remember it, but that'* how my brain works.
What'* you wife'* birthday? I dunno.
What year were you in XXX? I dunno?
How come *insert something trivial here*? Oh, well, because.......