LIMERICKS by lash
#1
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LIMERICKS by lash
With my apologies to all those with sensiblility....
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A guy from the Bonneville Club
was boosted but slow,
that'* the rub.
Didn't know it at first
and became agitated,
When beaten and cursed
by a non-aspirated.
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A guy worked his L36
and liked to race,
just for kicks.
He got under 13s
and fast as that seems,
Was shown what fast means
by a modified supercharged 6.
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A girl from the BC was upset
'cause her car wasn't fast enough yet
She still couldn't win,
though a cam was within
So she broke down and put in a Jet
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There once was a guy from New York,
who wanted to have some more torque.
He bought some fast parts
and did some fast starts,
Then wrecked it...he'* done...where'* the fork?
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A guy from the Bonneville Club
was boosted but slow,
that'* the rub.
Didn't know it at first
and became agitated,
When beaten and cursed
by a non-aspirated.
____________________________
A guy worked his L36
and liked to race,
just for kicks.
He got under 13s
and fast as that seems,
Was shown what fast means
by a modified supercharged 6.
____________________________
A girl from the BC was upset
'cause her car wasn't fast enough yet
She still couldn't win,
though a cam was within
So she broke down and put in a Jet
_____________________________
There once was a guy from New York,
who wanted to have some more torque.
He bought some fast parts
and did some fast starts,
Then wrecked it...he'* done...where'* the fork?
#3
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This is what happens when I miss a day on BC and don't sleep right. These popped in my head in the shower at 5 am this morning.
#4
DINOSAURUS BOOSTUS
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Originally Posted by lash
This is what happens when I miss a day on BC and don't sleep right. These popped in my head in the shower at 5 am this morning.
#10
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Originally Posted by MyLittleBlackBird
There once was a man fron Nantucket