From last year'* WCBF '04:
"Gee, when I grow up, do you think I'll be as fast as the green car?"
The one car unable to do a burnout in front of Jseabert'* house. Yup, you guessed it.
"I'm scared. This dragstrip is really noisy. I wanna go home"
"Pdad has his hand on my butt, and I kinda like it!"
"Yup. Up on the rack again. Sure hope it comes down it time to go home"
"Do you think I can take him?"
"If I let all the air out of this guys tires, maybe I can beat one today!"
"Look, Bill! My smooth white plastic bag matches my smooth white bubblebutt!"