Old Man Blumberg..
Old man Blumberg was getting on in years, and his son, Sol, who
had done well financially in ladies' underwear, asked his father
if he'd like to go down to Miami Beach. He thought it would be
good for the old man to have companionship and warm weather in his
declining years. The old man was pleased but consented to go only
if he could be at a kosher hotel.
So Sol made reservations at the finest kosher Hotel and put his
father on a plane to Miami Beach.
Once a week, Sol phoned him to see how things were going, and all
seemed to be going quite well. Then, a few weeks later, when Sol
had to make a business trip, he decided to drop in on pop
unannounced and surprise him.
When he got to the hotel, however there was no sign of his father.
He asked the desk clerk if he had any idea where his father might
be and he was told he might try room 2201 at a nearby hotel. Sol
hopped into a cab and headed for the hotel.
There he learned at the desk that room 2201 was the room of one
Ms. Karen McMerty!
Sol rushed up to the room and knocked on the door.
Imagine his surprise when it was opened by a tall, barely dressed,
redhead! And there, in the bed, was his father!
Sol was furious!
Unable to contain himself, he screamed, "Papa, I'm shocked!! I
don't know what to say! A religious man like you! And at your age!
Not to mention your insistence on staying at a Kosher hotel!"
The old man looked at him as if he were crazy and said, "Sol,
what are you getting so excited for? It'* not like I eat here."
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