I'm sorry guys. Didn't mean to upset your wonderful thread that was so full of joy until I posted.
The plan wasn't to do that since my car still hasn't been cured of the exhaust my dad put on it. It still rattles and squeaks. If I pull up, he'* going to think like everyone else that I'm driving a rattling and squeaking car. If I burn out, I'm going to look like a moron rather than like a guy with an awesome Bonneville. Also, the real plan was to see how long I could keep a straight face and act completely interested.