A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly,


her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put


in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO


MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ..


CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're


cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your


mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt


them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"


The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You


think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"


The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like


when I m driving."

It'* too bad most of them are not smart enough to learn

PUUUUUUUUURFECT....

jimbo i shal remember this one

Psst...don't use it the same week you learn it...lol

That is too funny!! My poor dad would really appreciate this one. LOL

why not...its fitting

She'll probably expect it..

ya...and a Ban is expected too...no bigge

the Bitch Flakes is better tho

heh, that really is funny

I don't care what you say... I like it!