Notes on cars
Anyone have a memorable note left on their car?
I do. When we were in college, my significant other lived in a sorority with limited parking in the area, so I always parked in the same rental spot that I never ever saw another car in. After a few months of never getting a ticket, I find a note tucked neatly under my wiper:
"Hi. I'm Katy. This is my spot. I routinely find your big white car in my spot. I recognize your need to park in front of the slutty sorority across the street from my apartment. But I need you to recognize the fact that I pay for the spot. I realize, as it seems you do, that I rarely need to park there myself, and simultaneous need for my spot has only occurred a couple times thus far. That said, I have not had your car towed yet because it is the ******* holiday season. So move your god damn car and never park in my ******* spot again. Thank you and have a merry ******* christmas and a happy ******* new year. Katy."