No drunk driver thinks he is in that bad a shape.
My dumb butt sister totaled her car by running into a phone pole once when drunk, but she was not "all that drunk". sure
She was Ok somehow afterwards.
Thing was, nobody seemed to like my tasteless joke about it...
Has anyone seen that insurance commercial where the race car gets hit on the track, the car is flying upside down, and the driver very calmly calls his insurance...
"Yeah some yahoo just hit me.... No I am fine, but my car is a little banged up..."
I said - "Hey, there is Miss coming home from the bars".
(not the miss who is on this board)