If the armpit hair looks anything like what'* on top of her head, that is a disturbing thought.
I think I'd consider this a case of someone who is book smart, street stupid. Even if she thought that a circuit board with flashing lights strapped to her chest which looks like a bomb was great art and worthy of display, didn't it ever cross her mind that it might not be smart to wear it at an airport post 9/11?
It might have been better for the gene pool if she had been shot on the tarmac. Chalk it up to survival of the fittest.
EDIT: I know what birkenstocks are, but that'* as close as I get to them usually.