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Old 05-05-2006, 11:00 PM
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An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student'* immediate family.

A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said,





























"You can write with your other hand."
Old 05-06-2006, 05:06 PM
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I am not getting the picture??? I have heard the joke and it is a good one.
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Originally Posted by Cheetah
I am not getting the picture??? I have heard the joke and it is a good one.
huh?
Old 05-06-2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Cheetah
I am not getting the picture??? I have heard the joke and it is a good one.
her was jerking off....not with a chick, lol
Old 05-06-2006, 11:30 PM
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Bahaha!

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Nice.
Old 05-06-2006, 11:32 PM
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Ohhhhhh man. Thats great.




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