Texas funny. No offense intended to our TX members!
09-13-2004, 03:05 PM
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Texas funny. No offense intended to our TX members!
Only in Texas...... A Texas State Trooper pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver'* license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He'* a smart aleck when he'* drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
09-13-2004, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by opensourceguy
that'* funny.. I think Dame was the guy in the trunk 
-justin
-justin