MONEY.... It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy a Position
But not Respect

It can buy Medicine
But not Health

It can buy Blood
But not Life

It can buy Sex
But not Love

Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

I ACCEPT CASH, MONEY ORDERS,CASHIERS CHECKS,BAGS OF GOLD, BARS OF PLATINUM, ETC.

PLEASE: NO CHILDREN AS PAYMENTS.THEY WILL BE RETURNED.

Please PM me for mailing address

mmmm tell me about it, I haven't been paid in 6 weeks....

i'll give out my address to

hey I don't have a job right now...i need some suffering too!!!

I agreed with you up until the sending you money part I can send you about 50 cents in pennies. I was saving them for MOS so he could buy a halloween costume this year

I'm first in line. AIn't worked since April 7th

I know that money cannot buy happiness, but if given enough to make me rich, I'll drown the unhappiness in mind-numbing quantities of excessive things. It'* the American way, after all...

you ain't right

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I have about a dollar, is that enough? I'm not suffering to bad.

I'm trying to put something on layaway for $10 down and $10 a week so I can rent with the option to buy