New Years Resolutions
-Gain weight. At least 30 lbs.
-Stop exercising. Waste of time.
-Read less. Makes you think to much.
-Watch more tv. You've been missing some good stuff.
-Procrastinate more. I'll start tomorrow.
-Stop bringing lunch from home. Eat out more.
-Get in a whole NEW rut.
-Spend your summer vacation in Cyberspace. (I guess this includes BC, chalk that one up)
Don't eat cloned meat.
-Create loose ends.
-Get more toys.
-Get further in debt.
-Don't believe politicians.
-Break at least one traffic law.(Done that, and it isn't even the new year yet.)
-Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
-Don't swim with piranhas or sharks.
-Associate with even worse business clients.
-Spread out priorities beyond ability to keep track of them.
-Wait around for opportunity.
-Focus on the faults of others.
-Mope about faults.
-Never make New Year'* resolutions again.
1993 SLE, Met. Purple Pearl, grey leather, silver crosslaces, silver pinstripes, skull on trunk, Pioneer DEH-17 h/u, SLE badges, red painted arrowhead, silver painted grill