A New Tattoo ~THIS JOKE PUNCHLINE IS RATED R~
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his
"Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I
Like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and
Lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
And blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
*INTENSE 180 Stat
*GUTTED AIR BOX
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Originally Posted by Bandit
Bill and i are going to check his rubber and see how its holding up