During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it'* bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
















Which bed do you want?

hahahahaha nice one!!

My first thought was pull the plug. So I'm not crazy.

I wasn't thinking. Just waiting for the puncline. Guess window side accommodations would be fine.

I was looking for the pluged in toaster to hold as I stepped into the tub.

Got room near the window for me Venom?

Hmmmm, Do you share meds???

I'll take a bed on the top floor please

getting to the top floor will not help your internet signal

Yes it will I can run internet off of my PDA so being higher up means less buildings in the way to interfere with my Verizon signal