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Old 03-14-2007, 09:32 PM
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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting at the
bar by herself.

Man: "May I buy you a cocktail ?''
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man : "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they spread ! ! ! !

lmao..........
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:33 PM
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bahahaha

Maxine FTW
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My girl said that to me once lol
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Nice!!!
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Maxine is too cool. I collect her jokes.
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