A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch,
but knew very little about ranching, so she placed
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys
applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the
house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing
very well. Then one day, the rancher'* widow said
"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks
great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon
entering the room, he found the rancher'* widow
sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting
for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse
and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so
slowly.

"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my
clothes into town again, you're fired!"

HAHAHAHAHA.. not what I was expecting at all! LOL

LOLOL yeah as stated above...not what i was expecting at all... lol