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11-26-2005, 10:10 PM
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Need good jokes.
I need some good jokes. My mother turned 50 today, and we are having a party for her tomorrow and I need some good one liners, or quick jokes that I can use with her.
11-26-2005, 10:14 PM
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"They say that as you get older, you need more calcium to build up your bones. At my age, they suggest 8oz of milk a day. At your age, they suggest buying a cow."
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
"They say that as you get older, you need more calcium to build up your bones. At my age, they suggest 8oz of milk a day. At your age, they suggest buying a cow."
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
That'* the card I got my dad on his 50th.
Geoff you have to use that.
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