The NEBF Cold
#71
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Let me break it into smaller sentances for ya
Saturday night, I took some NyQuil.
I went to bed
The coma took over
Until
Pat and his GF hijacked an air mattress
And tried to make it fit between the bed and dresser.
Space was 3 feet wide...air mattress was 4 feet.
Saturday night, I took some NyQuil.
I went to bed
The coma took over
Until
Pat and his GF hijacked an air mattress
And tried to make it fit between the bed and dresser.
Space was 3 feet wide...air mattress was 4 feet.
#72
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Sounds like all of you could use some NyQuil....
Originally Posted by Denis Leary
I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It'* the best thing ***^ ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big f*** Q! I love that f*** Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge f*** Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"
I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It'* never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there'* a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death f*** flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It'* so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any f*** plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant f*** Q!
NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It'* the thirteenth f*** step! You can drink it! It'* over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry f*** Christmas!"
I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It'* never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there'* a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death f*** flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It'* so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any f*** plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant f*** Q!
NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It'* the thirteenth f*** step! You can drink it! It'* over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry f*** Christmas!"
Shot of NyQuil and a shot of Vodka(or 2) is my over night cure for most anything
#73
Originally Posted by toastedoats
i feel GRRRRREEAT!
Originally Posted by lis9400
wait wait wait.....this sore throat thing is not mine!
I have a running nose and plugged ears, which is 50% allergies and 50% I work too much and sleep to little.
I have a running nose and plugged ears, which is 50% allergies and 50% I work too much and sleep to little.
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hah i've had those symptoms since nebf too, and since yesterday i have a cough that i can feel in my chest and now i'm stuffy after i just got over being stuffy, but i think that is because of allergies.
#75
Originally Posted by BillBoost37
Peter didn't show up sick.
Morty was sick... we all heard him hacking like he was about to croak....and Allison admitted somewhere that she gave us the cold.
Our neighbor to the north is cool....
Morty was sick... we all heard him hacking like he was about to croak....and Allison admitted somewhere that she gave us the cold.
Our neighbor to the north is cool....
thanks for backing my wail i was away for the weekend Bill
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Originally Posted by Princess Jeanie
Awwww......streptobacillus!!!
Strep·to·ba·cil·lus (strpt-b-sls)
n.
A genus of gram-negative, rod-shaped, often pathogenic bacteria that typically occurs in chains, including a species that causes a type of rat-bite fever.
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A genus of gram-negative, rod-shaped, often pathogenic bacteria that typically occurs in chains, including a species that causes a type of rat-bite fever.
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