Summer is nearly upon us. In that vein, I have decided to give you a list of possible activities to make your summer more fun and memorable.

Get a tattoo

Nothing says fun like paying someone to alter your body forever. Try and be unique...none of those inane tribal bands around your bicep.

Go on a crime spree

You know who really knew how to party? Bonnie and Clyde. Granted, it ended with that whole hail of bullets thing...

OK. Maybe this idea isn't very good.

Get drunk

Now I realize if you are reading BC, you are most likely already very familiar with the wonders of booze...but I'm talking about really committing to it.

Get incredibly drunk. The kind of drunk where you cause enough permanent brain damage that you can no longer recall your life from age 3-12.

Pulling that off is easily fourteen loaves of awesome.

Get laid

I know. Everybody wants to do that all year round anyway. But I'm not just talking about sex. I'm talking about sex that creates a damn good story.

Nail a "Sasquatch". Or take it up a notch and nail a "Sasquatch" while dismantling a bomb while trapped on Alcatraz island.

That would probably make for a really good story.

Start a gang

Not the seriously dangerous kind like the Bloods or the Crips. Something more wholesome. Like The Outsiders.

Give yourselves interestingly bizarre names like Ponyboy and Sodapop.

Beat up some preppies.

Rinse and repeat.

Pick a fight with Chuck Norris

You won't win, but it will make for one hell of a story.

Also, it would be a noble way to go out.

I can already hear that Indian from Legends of the Fall..."It was a good death".

Bahhahah!

Well, I got a tatto last summer, I get drunk at least 5 night a week, and I mean I drink 10-15 beers, sometimes some Jack Daniels too! Getting laid is never a problem, except when the jack comes out, and I already have a gang, a biker gang infact, but its dirt bikes............

Any other ideas, otherwise I can always do the same things I always do (see above) summers never seem to be boaring for me..

10-15 beers will not get most people to the kind of drunk implied in my original statement

Would 15 shots of Sambuca chased by Malibu Rum and pineapple juice in 4 hours count? Or would we just count the pints of Whiskey- shots with coke chaser (never mixed)???

Well 10-15 beers in 2-3 hours gets me pretty good especially with some Jack, I am only a 130 pounds man, just a twig, aside from that, doing that 5 nights a week (most of the time) is enought for me

I've never been a beer drinker. I just could never acquire a taste for it. Whiskey on the other hand went down real smooth.

[quote=I've never been a beer drinker. I just could never acquire a taste for it. Whiskey on the other hand went down real smooth. [/quote]

Yes, whiskey good, Gentleman Jack is my favorite.......